NZ Muse

On the quest for health, wealth, and happiness. Not necessarily in that order.

30
Dec
2012

Life would be exponentially more awesome if

  • nails clipped themselves
  • hairbrushes were self-cleaning
  • clothes automatically unpegged from the line and walked inside
  • sandwiches assembled themselves
  • mail spirited itself from letterbox to living room

What other little things do you never remember to fit in until they hit you between the eyes right before you fall asleep?

13 Comments on Life would be exponentially more awesome if

  1. addvodka
    June 23, 2011 at 01:48 (696 days ago)

    Ebay sales shipped themselves
    Library books returned themselves
    and Prescriptions picked themselves up!

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    • eemusings
      June 23, 2011 at 01:51 (696 days ago)

      Yes to all of the above!

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  2. Maggie
    June 23, 2011 at 04:17 (696 days ago)

    bills paid themselves
    money grew on trees – definitely :D

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  3. Clare - Never Niche
    June 23, 2011 at 07:55 (696 days ago)

    Legs should pay themselves while the rest of me showers. :)

    Jealous that you have a clothesline, I love the smell of air dried laundry.

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    • Clare - Never Niche
      June 23, 2011 at 07:55 (696 days ago)

      I mean shave, not pay. Obviously I am too money-minded.

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  4. Stephany
    June 23, 2011 at 14:19 (696 days ago)

    I could somehow catch up on sleep while at work… while still being productive.

    Hair could style itself while I’m sleeping.

    Obviously, I have a passion for sleep. I prefer to call it a passion, rather than an obsession, although it might be. ;)

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  5. SP
    June 23, 2011 at 15:03 (696 days ago)

    I could be clean and fresh without showering.
    Eyebrows stayed plucked.
    Hair always looked neatly trimmed.
    Make-up put on itself

    Clearly, I am impatient with personal grooming.

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  6. SP
    June 23, 2011 at 15:04 (696 days ago)

    By the way, I don’t actually forget to do those things. Except the haircuts.

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  7. Insomniac Lab Rat
    June 26, 2011 at 17:08 (693 days ago)

    Dishes washed themselves!

    I used to like doing dishes, but for some reason I hate it now, and I always let them pile up too much, and end up doing them late at night.
    I agree with the others, though, except the nails. I actually enjoy taking care of my nails and often use nail care as a break from studying.

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  8. chipsforsupper
    June 27, 2011 at 08:08 (692 days ago)

    I wish the car would fill itself up on gas — although one place that I regularly get gas has some really cute gas jockeys!!!

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  9. oilandgarlic
    January 1, 2013 at 07:44 (138 days ago)

    if night creams applied themselves…
    100% agree with you on the nail clipping…when I was pregnant, I couldn’t even reach my toes at one point!

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  10. The Asian Pear
    January 1, 2013 at 15:40 (138 days ago)

    Definitely agree with Daisy about prescriptions picking up themselves. I also want to say just going to the doctors who the prescriptions. I don’t know about anyone else but it’s a long line to see my doctor. Just gimme the piece of paper dangit!

    I wish that clean laundry would sort and iron themselves.

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  11. Hurricanes, Panties & Dollars
    January 5, 2013 at 13:03 (134 days ago)

    *Legs automatically shaved themselves
    *Eyebrows were always perfect
    *Drinks mixed themselves
    *Money grew itself
    *Husbands cleaned up after themselves

    I could go on forever. Great post.

    XOXO
    Alice

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