I get why they use cheap industrial toilet paper at work. I mean they must go through masses of the stuff. Fair enough. But must they use industrial strength handwash? If we have to skimp, can’t it be on something else? I just find it really ironic that I wash my hands every couple of hours in the bathroom, then immediately have to apply gobs of handcream to offset the hideous, intense drying effect of the pink goo. Then back to the loo, using the industrial strength detergent, and another application of handcream. I mean, it just seems so pointless! Wasted time, energy and money.

But apparently the whole building is closing at 1pm on Xmas Eve, so that’ll be nice – a half day!