Life would be exponentially more awesome if

  • nails clipped themselves
  • hairbrushes were self-cleaning
  • clothes automatically unpegged from the line and walked inside
  • sandwiches assembled themselves
  • mail spirited itself from letterbox to living room

What other little things do you never remember to fit in until they hit you between the eyes right before you fall asleep?

13 thoughts on “Life would be exponentially more awesome if

  • Reply addvodka June 23, 2011 at 01:48

    Ebay sales shipped themselves
    Library books returned themselves
    and Prescriptions picked themselves up!

  • Reply Maggie June 23, 2011 at 04:17

    bills paid themselves
    money grew on trees – definitely 😀

  • Reply Clare - Never Niche June 23, 2011 at 07:55

    Legs should pay themselves while the rest of me showers. 🙂

    Jealous that you have a clothesline, I love the smell of air dried laundry.

  • Reply Stephany June 23, 2011 at 14:19

    I could somehow catch up on sleep while at work… while still being productive.

    Hair could style itself while I’m sleeping.

    Obviously, I have a passion for sleep. I prefer to call it a passion, rather than an obsession, although it might be. 😉

  • Reply SP June 23, 2011 at 15:03

    I could be clean and fresh without showering.
    Eyebrows stayed plucked.
    Hair always looked neatly trimmed.
    Make-up put on itself

    Clearly, I am impatient with personal grooming.

  • Reply SP June 23, 2011 at 15:04

    By the way, I don’t actually forget to do those things. Except the haircuts.

  • Reply Insomniac Lab Rat June 26, 2011 at 17:08

    Dishes washed themselves!

    I used to like doing dishes, but for some reason I hate it now, and I always let them pile up too much, and end up doing them late at night.
    I agree with the others, though, except the nails. I actually enjoy taking care of my nails and often use nail care as a break from studying.

  • Reply chipsforsupper June 27, 2011 at 08:08

    I wish the car would fill itself up on gas — although one place that I regularly get gas has some really cute gas jockeys!!!

  • Reply oilandgarlic January 1, 2013 at 07:44

    if night creams applied themselves…
    100% agree with you on the nail clipping…when I was pregnant, I couldn’t even reach my toes at one point!

  • Reply The Asian Pear January 1, 2013 at 15:40

    Definitely agree with Daisy about prescriptions picking up themselves. I also want to say just going to the doctors who the prescriptions. I don’t know about anyone else but it’s a long line to see my doctor. Just gimme the piece of paper dangit!

    I wish that clean laundry would sort and iron themselves.

  • Reply Hurricanes, Panties & Dollars January 5, 2013 at 13:03

    *Legs automatically shaved themselves
    *Eyebrows were always perfect
    *Drinks mixed themselves
    *Money grew itself
    *Husbands cleaned up after themselves

    I could go on forever. Great post.


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