- nails clipped themselves
- hairbrushes were self-cleaning
- clothes automatically unpegged from the line and walked inside
- sandwiches assembled themselves
- mail spirited itself from letterbox to living room
What other little things do you never remember to fit in until they hit you between the eyes right before you fall asleep?
Ebay sales shipped themselves
Library books returned themselves
and Prescriptions picked themselves up!
Yes to all of the above!
bills paid themselves
money grew on trees – definitely 😀
Legs should pay themselves while the rest of me showers. 🙂
Jealous that you have a clothesline, I love the smell of air dried laundry.
I mean shave, not pay. Obviously I am too money-minded.
I could somehow catch up on sleep while at work… while still being productive.
Hair could style itself while I’m sleeping.
Obviously, I have a passion for sleep. I prefer to call it a passion, rather than an obsession, although it might be. 😉
I could be clean and fresh without showering.
Eyebrows stayed plucked.
Hair always looked neatly trimmed.
Make-up put on itself
Clearly, I am impatient with personal grooming.
By the way, I don’t actually forget to do those things. Except the haircuts.
Dishes washed themselves!
I used to like doing dishes, but for some reason I hate it now, and I always let them pile up too much, and end up doing them late at night.
I agree with the others, though, except the nails. I actually enjoy taking care of my nails and often use nail care as a break from studying.
I wish the car would fill itself up on gas — although one place that I regularly get gas has some really cute gas jockeys!!!
if night creams applied themselves…
100% agree with you on the nail clipping…when I was pregnant, I couldn’t even reach my toes at one point!
Definitely agree with Daisy about prescriptions picking up themselves. I also want to say just going to the doctors who the prescriptions. I don’t know about anyone else but it’s a long line to see my doctor. Just gimme the piece of paper dangit!
I wish that clean laundry would sort and iron themselves.
*Legs automatically shaved themselves
*Eyebrows were always perfect
*Drinks mixed themselves
*Money grew itself
*Husbands cleaned up after themselves
I could go on forever. Great post.