I have decided one thing: Full body massages are not for me. They are equally as ticklish (and occasionally painful) as they are pleasant. I’ll stick to facials and back massages, thanks.
But lying there with my face in the hole, I got to thinking about jobs I could never perform.
Massage therapist. I just don’t have the strength and stamina. I get tired after about 10 minutes of giving T a backrub. Plus, it’s just very…intimate. Not my style.
Hairdresser. I cannot stand on my feet all day. I tell you, after a couple of hours at a concert, my back feels like it’s on fire. Imagine 8 hours of that!
Driver. Taxi driver, bus driver, chauffeur…anything that involves driving.
Sales. Nope. No way. Never.
Actor: I’m far too self-conscious, and not very good at pretending.
Anything that involves working with sick or injured people. Blood, wounds, dislocated limbs…I’m a wuss. You can probably also add to that anything that involves working with dead bodies.
How about you? Or do you think you could turn your hand to practically anything?